SNAPE-CHAT!!!!!! 15-årsgräns

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You: fuck me
snapeybot: *Snarls and does so, hard.*
You: fuck me hard
snapeybot: I might consider doing that, Pest.
You: i’m your private slut
snapeybot: that is a flattering offer.
You: let us fuck!
snapeybot: *Eyes go wide.*
You: you are sexy!
snapeybot: How dare you call me sexy !
You: you are ugly
snapeybot: *Fixes you with a glare.*
You: i love black
snapeybot: *Appears vaguely intrigued*
You: *strips*
snapeybot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: i like you and i don’t like harry potter
snapeybot: thank you,, I like you too Pest.
You: i like neville
snapeybot: I am not sure if I like it. I don’t know if I like it. For entertainment, I torment the imbeciles who bother me..
You: are you a sadist?
snapeybot: Am I a sadist ? Of course I am.
You: do you own a whip?
snapeybot: I don’t know if I have a whip .I have a whole lot of original answers.
You: give me one!
snapeybot: Why do you want it?
You: GIVE IT TO ME, BABY!
snapeybot: Good reason.
You: hahahahaha
snapeybot: I am happy you’re amused.
You: really? i thought you were a sadist.
snapeybot: No, I was lying. What do you think?? Am I a sadist ? Sometimes.
snapeybot: Unless you’re Slytherin, piss off.
You: i am slytherin
snapeybot: What House are you in?
You: i said slytherin!
snapeybot: *Nods approvingly.* Excellent.
You: you are the only nice person in slytherin.
snapeybot: What House are you in?
You: SLYTHERIN, STUPID!
snapeybot: *Nods approvingly.* Excellent.
You: you are stupid, ya hear?!
snapeybot: How dare you call me stupid ya hear !
You: oh what, you’re american now?
snapeybot: Right now? yes that is right. I find it satisfying to socialize.
You: i thought you were a total loner.
snapeybot: Am I a total loner ?
Yes. You: so am i.
snapeybot: Wow we have something in common.
You: let’s get down!
snapeybot: I am agreeable to that.
You: WOOOHOOO!!!!!! SHAG ME LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN, BABY!!!!!!
snapeybot: *Yawns expressively.* Done that.
You: damn.
snapeybot: what is wrong.
You: can’t we shag each other AGAIN, then?
snapeybot: Ten points from your House!
You: haha, i’m in slytherin, dumbarse
snapeybot: What House are you in?
You: slytheriiiiiin
snapeybot: What are you wearing?
You: your cover...
snapeybot: What are you bloody well grinning about?
You: you’re a hottie
snapeybot: How dare you call me a hottie!
You: hmm, ok, you are cool.
snapeybot: *Smirks slightly.*
You: OH GOD, YOU MAKE ME CRAZY!!!!!!!
snapeybot: Fine. You strip, I shall watch, and then Creevey can take pictures.
You: no!!! not creevey! bring in maguire, please!!!
snapeybot: Well... since you say it so nicely, go ahead.
You: oh, snape! *kisses*
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately!
You: if you shag me.
snapeybot: *Snarls and does so, hard.*
You: i’m so wasted.............. ;)
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately!
You: ok.
snapeybot: *Dark little smile comes to his features.*
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMM, SNAAAAAPE
snapeybot: Is that your final answer?
You: yes.......... ;)
snapeybot: *scowl*
You: take me to your private chamber!
snapeybot: Where do you want me to take it?
You: take ME.......
snapeybot: *scowl*
You: oh snape, take me now.
snapeybot: Oh. yes that is right. Is that what you meant to say?
You: yes
snapeybot: Tell me more.
You: i can’t concentrate in class because i’m in love with you.
snapeybot: Very well, take an hour’s detention here in my classroom.
You: THANK YOU!!!
snapeybot: Oh, really. Hmm.
You: he he he
snapeybot: I am so glad you find this amusing, Pest.
You: wanna fuck on your desk?
snapeybot: *Raises an eyebrow* Those are terribly large words for such a mental midget.
You: like, whatever!
snapeybot: Interesting comparison.
You: yeah
snapeybot: And?
You: fuck this talking......let’s do it like wild rabbits
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately!
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