taget från imdb.com :9
hmmm... innehåller förmodligen
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
för div harry potter-böcker, så.............. :p
+ = stämmer in på majj :D
anyway, du är besatt av snape om:
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*You purposely don’t wash your hair so it can look greasy
+*You practice sneering in the mirror
*You ignore the fact that Snape can write poetry (At the end of book 1, the riddle)
+*Anyone who dare points out that he’s just a book character gets a 3 hour speech (minimum) about the times he’s come to you at night.
*You try to get into a fight with the school bully just to get a hooked (and bent) nose
*You don’t go into the sunlight so your skin can turn pale
+*You wear black, even on the hottest of days
+*16 people that commented bad things about Snape has vanished in your basement.
+*You have over 1000 Harry Potter image files... and around 95% of them have Snape in them in one way or another.
+*You dream of Snape... consecutively *Snape is the only man in your life
+*Your teachers can easily recognize your ’daydreaming about Snape’ look in class
+*You cheer and howl when ever he’s mentioned in the book
*You’ve named all his sneers and people tell you, ”That’s lame!” you hit them with sneer number 31
+*You talk about just his soft, silky hair for at least... 5 hours.
*You actually believe his hair is silky and not greasy
+*You get pissed at your Art teacher for saying ’black’
*Your parents are giving you the ’Birds and the Bees’ talk you tell them not to worry because you are saving yourself for Snape; and they eye you suspiciously.
+*You sit on the couch when your parents are out, take your life sized poster of Severus, and try to make out with it.
+*You actually drool when you see Alan Rickman as Snape.
+*You chase every black dog you see because they remind you of Sirius.
*You’ve started a new religion called ’Snape-ism’
+*You blow up the Science lab trying to make a love potion
*You draw a Dark Mark on your forearm and snarl whenever someone asks you what it is.
+*You insist on referring to Chemistry as ’Potions.’
*You name your son Severus JR.
+*You write yourself into a fanfiction, as his love interest.
+*You can’t stop talking about him
+*You make certain comparisons with certain teachers in your school
+*You are on the internet night and day looking for anything Snape related
+*You’ve highlighted every passage mentioning Snape in your (very well read) copies of the books.
*You ask your boyfriend to grow out his hair and die it black. You keep telling him he would look even sexier if he changed his entire wardrobe to all black.
+*You think Snape can fall in love
+*You don’t realize how ugly he is
*You tell your husband, ”You’re sexy dear, but not as sexy as Snape. I’ll always love you, but unfortunately I love Serveus more.”
+*You begin to enjoy treating people cruelly, even quoting Snape, and believe that, like Snape, you have your reasons...
+*You get jealous when you hear rumors that Snape might have a love interest in later books. (YES THIS IS ME!!!)
*You build a web page exclusively about him
+*You kiss the poster of Snape before you go to sleep
*You call your pet ’Severus’
*You own the exact same wig Rickman wore when he played Snape
+*You twitch involuntarily whenever you hear the name ’Snape’
+*You watch Titanic, you imagine yourself as Rose and Snape as Jack
*You dump your boyfriend as he made a small, but bad, remark about Snape
+*You call your bedroom ’My Private Chambers’
*You beg to sleep in the basement, ’cos it’s so much like the dungeons.
+*You go into bookstores and media stores and look at every single thing to do with Harry Potter trying to see a picture of Snape, or even just read his name.
+*You look up everythin to do with Snape or Rickman.
+*You drool whenever you see or hear anything to do with Snape or Rickman.
*You rent every movie with Rickman in it so you can stare at him and pretend he’s Snape.
+*You fast foward your ’Harry Potter video/DVD to the scenes with Snape... (OMG, I do this all the time)
+*You steal every Hermione/Snape fic and change Hermione’s name with yours. (OMG I definitely do this all the time *blush*)
*You’ve punched someone at least once for making fun of Snape.
+*You start carrying a photo of Alan as Snape in your purse so that he can be with you wherever you are... (I do this too *shame*)
+*You hate everyone who looks like Harry Potter or his friend
+*You search all through the movie store trying to find every movie Alan Rickman has been in.
+*Looking through a ”you know your obsessed...” site, you realize you’ve done most of the things listed...
*You work in a highly respectable office, and you have a framed picture of Rickman as Snape on your desk right next to the one of your husband... and people you work with have stopped asking ”who the heck is that guy?”, because they got scared of your answer...
+*You’ve written poems and other stuff to and about Prof. Snape
+*You’ve got songs dedicated to Prof.Snape
*You belong to at least 10-15 or more snape groups
*You make a sign for your bedroom door saying, ”Slytherin Girls’ Dorm, Purebloods Only, Knock First Unless You are Professor Snape, Who Is Welcome Anytime”
+*Your list of necessities in a future husband include ’hooked nose’ and ’black hair’
+*You sit by yourself and are sarcastic to everyone who comes your way, hoping that people will learn to appreciate the fact that you’re only like that because you have no friends, you’re lonely, you’re misunderstood, there’s more to you than people realize...
+*You start talking about him to your family and friends like he’s a real person, and they know him almost as well as you do by now
+*You have ever written a fanfic about him
*You re-read the books so much that you have devised your own list of theories about him, and can explain in detail why each one is valid, citing direct quotes from the books.
+*You wake up early, read about Snape, eat breakfast rather reluctantly, go back to reading about Snape until about three o’clock in the afternoon, get off the internet, take a bath, eat lunch, go back to reading about Snape until about eight, eat dinner, go back to reading about Snape, go to bed at two in the morning at the earliest, reluctantly, wake up...
+*You attack people who look like Snape.
+*You dress up like a girl scout and stalk Alan Rickman day and night.
*You slap the person that accidently calls Severus, ”Snaps”
+*You watch the movie and pause it when snape is on the screen.
+*You dye your hair black and grow it just shorter than shoulder-length. Heh heh heh...
+*Your friends keep telling you to shut up whenever you say the words black, greasy, hair or sallow-skin because they know it will eventually lead to some discussion about him. .
+*If Snape dies for months you’ll go into mourning
+*You flirt with your teacher who has a hooked nose and has a sarcastic attitude.
+*You read a Fanfiction that revolves around Severus hooking up with Fleur and have nightmares for weeks. (hell YES!)
+*You learn to raise you left brow and annoy everybody by keeping doing it despite absence of any reason that could call for it.
+*You think Harry could be removed from the Harry Potter books and the stories wouldn’t lose anything.
*Your boyfriend is actually jealous because you can’t stop talking about how hot Snape is. (Guilty!)
*You bought the action figure and carry it around with you and talk to it. (Hehe!)
+*You have a pillow and you named it Severus and you make out with it as if it were him!
+*Being called a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff is the worst possible insult anyone could ever give you.
*Alan Rickman has a restraning order against you.
+*Before buying anything - particularly clothing or furnishings - you ask yourself, ”Would Severus like it?”. If the answer is no, you frequently put it back.
+*You attempt to turn in a slash fanfiction you wrote (starring everyone’s favorite Potions Master) for your creative writing project for English... And you now have detention.
+*You have various files about Snape with names such as ’Snape Slash Fics’, ’Pictures of Snape scowling’, ’Pictures of Snape looking at Harry like he’s NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE’ (This file is probably the biggest pic file I have...) and finally, ’People who dislike Snape’ (aka people who MUST be terminated)
*You’ve always been a Goth at heart, but as soon Snape came into the picture, it became a lifestyle.
+*When you finally came to the realization that Snape doesn’t exist you decided to become a Rickmaniac since he’s the next best thing
*You learned to sing that song Kate Winslet sang in ’Sense and Sensibility’ that made Brandon fall in love with her.
*Without knowing about your terrible obsession with Severus, your friends actually call you Ms. Snape
*You have so much Snape paraphenalia in and on your car, your family and friends refer to it as the Snape Mobile.
*You violently curse the official Harry Potter website when the sorting hat dares sort you into a house other than Slytherin.
*You actually attempt to get a radio station to dedicate a song to ”Severus Snape”
+*You call your Chemistry teacher Professor
*You call his name into the fire, hoping his head will appear...
+*You cry when someone suggests that Snape could die in future books
+*You were voted ”most sarcastic” in your senior yearbook
+*You put all your bright colored clothing in the bottom of your drawers/back of your closet, so that if Snape ever comes in your room he won’t make fun of your wardrobe.
+*You daydream about joining an evil cult so that you can betray them to Dumbledore and turn a spy, thereby creating a connection to ’Severus’ so that he will have no choice but to fall in love with you while you are staying at Hogwarts for protection ...”Oh, Severus, you are the only one who understands what I am going through, let’s go have sex!”
+*To get you in the mood now, you make your husband or boyfriend say: (in his most silkiest voice possible) ”Miss [enter last name here], meet me in my private chambers now or I’ll deduct 50 points from [enter house of your choice here], and you’ll have detention for a week!” Oh and he has to sneer!
*You have taped a picture of Alan Rickman as Snape on the wall of your shower and your family now complains of you singing the same thing over and over in there: ”Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I’m hot for teacher!”
+*Your final dying request is for your ashes to be sent to Alan Rickman with instructions for him to place the urn in his bedroom, facing his bed!
+*You consider becoming an actress in time for the 7th movie (ehheheheh).
+*While you’re watching Snape on TV, you suddenly go up to it and kiss the screen where Snape’s face is, trying to see how many kisses you can get in before the image fades and new scene comes on.
+*You scream out his name during sex.
+*You secretly search the telephone book for a Severus Snape
+*Snape is the first thing you think of in the morning and the last thing at night.
*You’ve actually researched Snapes birthday astrology, he’s a scorpio and was born in the Year of the Fire Dog. (WHOO HOO! WE’RE COMPATABLE!)
+*You fix all the answers on a website so that you can be in Slytherin
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I <3 Snape
